- Student: Hey, Miss! You know all the work you've given us? Do you actually know how to do all of it?
- Me: Yes, I created it.
- Student: How?!?
- Me: I went to high school, and college, and then I got a master's degree. There's a piece of paper from a major research university that says I am highly qualified to educate you, for what it's worth.
- Student: You only got a master's degree? Miss, I thought you said you were educated. Why didn't you get a bachelor's at least?
- Me: I have one of those, too. It was one of the major prerequisites for being allowed to get a master's.
- Student: So you really know how to do all the work you give us? Even the essays?
- Me: Yup. I wrote the exemplar papers that I gave you.
- Student: Man, that's crazy!
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